bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
Violate My Privacy. 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Yes 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? no 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? don’t remember 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? I try to every single day. 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person...
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.